Lil Wayne - Road Lizard Lyrics

Artist: Lil Wayne
Album: –
Year: 2020

[Intro – Lil Wayne]
Road lizard
Road lizard
Road lizard
Road lizard
Road lizard, eugh
Road lizard, eughh
Road lizard, eugh

[Verse 1 – Lil Wayne]
Look, I fucked the bitch with a broomstick
The same broom that I didn’t clean my room with
Yeah, I’m on her peach like a fruit fly
Last night I bumped into God, I be too high
Like: “excuse you”, I said: “who are you?”
He said: “I’m the motherfuckin’ reason you are you”
Really? Wow, you’re the reason?
And all this time I thought it was bitch-ass Dwayne and Cita
Hah, my niggas nutty as a fruit pot
Shoulda would coulda mama should have got her tubes tied
The only job my bitch ever had is a boob job
Commit to the bitch? I’d rather commit suicide
I once knew a guy who knew a guy who had some weed
He turned out to be fruity, tried to suck my Johnny Appleseed
I ripped his fuckin’ heart out
Gave it to my girl on Valentines Day
And she still fuckin’ broke it
You hoe bitch, I hate you
Matter of fact, I love every bitch that hate you
I heard they kick you out of heaven for dyking with the angels
Ughhhh! I said I’ll never think about you again
And you gave me brain, you’re playing mind games
I tattoo these tears cause you a crying shame
I know you fuck niggas who on my team like mama James
I fucked you raw and now a nigga pissing fire rain
And now my dick mad at me, fuck

[Chorus – Lil Wayne]
Road lizard
I ain’t crazy, these hoes crazy
Crazy as a road lizard
I ain’t crazy, these hoes crazy

[Bridge – Lil Wayne]
Man, have you ever seen a road lizard?
As soon as they get stuck in the middle of the road
Like cars keep passing
And like it don’t know where to go, because like everywhere it go
It’s like a tyre to the left, a tyre to the right
It’s like it’s going crazy, road lizard

[Verse 2 – Lil Wayne]
Uh, iguana vagina, reptile
And that sissy-ass kid ain’t my step child
Should slid your motherfuckin’ throat and make your neck smile
T gave me insomnia and made me calm down
And when my high came down, I burned his home down
I ain’t on cloud nine, I’m on my own cloud
My friends are white, I might be hanging with the wrong crowd
Get it? hangin’?
I’m titty-banging a bitch who still wear a training bras
I ate her fuckin heart out, it came with fries
And my soft drink, I don’t blink, I see it all
My dick a ballerina, let me stick it in your leotard
How the fuck these bitches gonna call me a dog?
Hold my dick above your head like a MVP award
Hah, I head you’re back fucking your old nigga
I get in my car and run-over the motherfuckin’…