Artist: Lil Wayne
Album: –
Year: 2017
[Intro – Waiter]
Here you are sir, just how you like it
Careful, it’s hot
Enjoy…
[Verse 1 – Lil Wayne]
Haha, okay, come be my appetizer
My fruit, my apple cider, my colada
My papaya, how you want it?
I told the waiter what I wanted
Told him don’t bring me a plate
If it don’t have a rapper on it
Chef Angel on the beat
And me, I’m just snackin’ on it
Yeah, I’m eatin’ with my hands
I’mma need a napkin homie
You lookin’ like a glazed pig
With an apple on it
I’mma need a Snapple homie
And another after homie
Hah, snap crackle homie
There goes another rapper
Just consider that bologna
You are just a macaroni
In my tuna casserole
I’m gettin’ fat and you bony
You are lookin’ like Nicole
Richie, call me Biggie
I got faith and soul
Bowl of french of fries
Tell them bitches: “bonjour”
Boy I eat your food
Hot and cold
And I am nowhere near full
[Interlude – Waiter]
Hope you enjoyed your appetizer
Here’s your main course…
[Verse 2 – Lil Wayne]
Haha, good, cause I’m ’bout hungrier than a motherfucker
Finger-lickin’ good, never been a thumb sucker
I eat your ass good, never leave a crumb sucker
Never been a club hopper, I’m a club jumper
That mean I get that club jumpin’, I’m grubbin’
Rappers say: “hello Wayne”, I reply: “wassup supper?”
I could fry your ass up a saute
Marinade ya all day
I like my shit saute
Cause all the rappers salty
Cause all the rappers fault me
For bein’ the best of all thee
Rappers call on me
Cause I’m the best rapper rappin’
Rappers you can call me:
The Best Rapper Rappin’
I’m a dog, I’m a beast
I’m a feast
Carter, get it in order
Order me, I oughta be an artery
Cause I’m a bloody buzzin’ B
I’m a beast, I at least
Should get a piece of that pie
Before I die
Because I if no one else deserve
Now where is my dessert?
[Interlude – Waiter]
And now for dessert…
[Verse 3 – Lil Wayne]
Yes, this is dessert
For his and hers
I’ll take his her
Kiss her
Make her pussy purr
Wet zipper
Never tip her
Never fall in love with a stripper
Like strawberries, I dip her
In whip cream, I whip her
I let her melt, then sip her
Like sizzurp, I’m tryna quit the sizzurp
Cause moms say quit the sizzurp
But my auntie mom trippin’, she’s a tripper
And I can eat you quicker
But I’mma take my time with it
Like a 3-legged cake I gotta climb in it
But ain’t shit sweet when I’m in it
When I’m in it, I told her you gon’ miss me
If I hit it, I’m done with it
And can’t one else can do what I done with it
Not what I done did it
My tongue drippin’
Feed me rappers, or feed me beats
[Outro – Lil Wayne]
Young Mula baby, haha
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